a spiny but poorly dressed creature

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
starstruckpurpledragon
doctorwhobracket

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Round 3, Duel 13/32

The Empty Child

Forest of the Dead

The Empty Child: Homeless children in wartime London are terrorised by an unearthly child. Plus we meet a certain Captain Jack...

Forest of the Dead: As the shadows rise, the Doctor forges an alliance with the mysterious River Song. But can they halt the advance of the Vashta Nerada?

forest of the dead fucking scarred me honestly ive blocked it out the empty child was sooooo good
i-opingus-the-dingus
annabelle--cane

I've long had a stupid headcanon that jonah actually had another body very briefly between richard mendelson and james wright because as the seventies dawned he thought "I say, women have a few rights now, and I've always been sort of curious to see what it's like, maybe it's finally time to take a female host" so he did and was immediately doused with an ice bucket of gender dysphoria that he was completely unprepared for, leading to his messiest and most rushed body transfer ever. the two-month director eileen jackson who disappeared abruptly under mysterious circumstances has been a bit of an urban legend among institute staff ever since, they say you can still hear her voice echoing in the stairwells.

this is beautiful op <3 tma
mere-glim
faggotwoman

recently rewatched return of the king and despite knowing it was coming i was not prepared for how profoundly gross it is when denethor bites that tomato

faggotwoman

tbh i'm kind of in awe of this shot. that they managed to capture absolute foulest human-tomato interaction to ever occur in the history of the earth

posts you can smell unless someone on my bus is also eating a tomato
siarven
thehappinessmachine

not me realizing that with tumblr moving the icons to the side, it eliminates xkit, which was situated at the top. what a scumbag move

noooooooope

xkit rewritten, which should be used instead of the shambling corpse of old xkit, lives in the addon bar of your browser! And it handled the new layout like a champ, removing all of the garbage (if configured to do so). https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/xkit-rewritten/ https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/xkit-rewritten/ehgbadgnkmeeldglkmnplolneidgpbcm

gaylotusthatexists
beemovieerotica

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

starstruckpurpledragon
nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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ruimtetijd

it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify

thesnadger

Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember

“ever since Stacy’s mom came out” may or may not have meant that Mrs.Stacy’s mom is gay, but I envision that it’s the same parent who then came out as ftm and had since metamorphosed into the most stereotypical dad to ever exist

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember

this is like the fourth time im reblogging this. the dying the lyrics the video the dance moves the expressions this stupid fucking song is literally everything

dis-a-ppointment

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too many people in love with Stacy’s relatives, not enough people in love with Stacy