a spiny but poorly dressed creature

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reegis

Anonymous asked:

i know Literally Everyone talks about how very delightfully creachur your jonny is but i just have to join the chorus. i personally vibe with jonny as some kind of ferretboy (similar to a catboy but more wiggly and criminal) and i’m such a big fan of every Weird Creature Jonny i find

reegis answered:

I CALL HIM A FERRET MAN ON THE DAILY

Actual Ferret Jonny D’ville

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thebearmuse
pleuvoire

regular plea for people to stop using this as a reaction image

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[ID: A white man in a suit who is saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die". End ID]

this is a real sentence that was said by a during an snl skit by the guy in the picture (norm macdonald) in response to a real news story - specifically, the murder of brandon teena, a trans man, whose death macdonald is mocking here. this very sentence that has now been turned into a meme prompted a trans rights org to picket the nbc in absence of any apology from them (the statement here slightly misquotes the sentence, but you can find video demonstrating that the wording in the image is what he said). i've used this as a reaction image in the past when i didn't know the history behind it but i think more people should know and we should stop using it like this

personshapedsplder
dateamonster

when someone who doesnt have experience with a lot of horror media wants to criticize what they see as like lowbrow horror the two things they always bring up are jumpscares and gore which is kinda funny to me because like the horror movie landscape hasnt really done the whole "jumpscares around every corner" thing since like pre 2010. jumpscares of course are very much still a thing but in my experience its way more common to have like one or two really tense impactful jumpscares, or more recently to tease a scare but not actually follow through in order to build tension and a sense of uncertainty. if anything heavy use of jumpscares is more of a horror game thing than a movie thing and like imo that makes sense if youre trying to really make use of that interactive medium.

as for the gore, well. i mean i dont really get why you wouldnt want your horror movies thoroughly soaked in blood so idk what to tell ya there.

sk8ergrandma
worldheritagepostorganization:
“kawaiipiranha:
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okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish
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kawaiipiranha

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bean-rat

okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish 

kawaiipiranha

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worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

big-urchin-energy

[ID 1: a black silhouette of a cow and a calf drinking from it on a white background with the text “Maybe you’re lactose intolerant / because you’re not a fucking baby cow”.

ID 2: the same image with text edited to read “Milk is fucking good / mmmm slurp”.

ID 3: the same image, this time with blue sunglasses drawn onto the cows, and the larger cow has been drawn with a cigarette in its mouth and its hind legs on a red skateboard. The text reads “I agree. it’s pretty fucked. but this needlessly hostile attitude makes your cause seem less noble. If you spent less time attacking people for liking milk, and more time peacefully trying to show people why the milk industry is fucked, people would be more willing to listen. For example: that link you posted is awesome and informative!! It honestly opened my eyes! But, It’s hard to take you seriously when you finish by saying "LMAO” and calling me selfish. Also milk is still fucking delicious / mmmm mmm slurp glug glug glug". End ID]

mossy-beehive
chwheeler

The point of the Metatron offering Aziraphale coffee is that this is the first time someone from heaven hasn't ridiculed or question him about consuming food. In fact, the Metatron has consumed things too! He's not like those mean archangels either, he's like you, Aziraphale. See Aziraphale, you are a good angel, truthful and good. And the Metatron is the voice of god, afterall, so it must be true. It's a very straightforward manipulation tactic, I'm not sure there even needs to be a miracle to help it along.

mossy-beehive

I also saw as like "it was a temptation" BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE IS DOING !! HES TEMPTING AZI !! I also might just be losing it <3

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